With Trump on the way out, Doug Ford looking for new political buffoon to make him look better
TORONTO – United States President Donald Trump may have lost the presidential election, but it is Ontario Premier Doug Ford who is feeling the pressure. Ford is now on the lookout for another politician who is crass, ignorant, and an all-around terrible person to compare himself with in order to look better. Ford, whose main selling point to Ontario voters was “I’m not Donald Trump”, is hoping to have a replacement confirmed before Jan. 20, 2021. “When I heard the news about Trump, I was obviously pretty upset,” said Ford from his daily press conference at Queen’s Park. “I mean, without him, who am I going to point to and say, ‘At least I’m not that guy!’ whenever my critics start complaining? Seriously, I am asking you. Who should I point to? Is the Tiger King guy running for office again?” Political analysts agree that Ford is in desperate need of another “buffoon buffer” to keep his popularity up amongst Ontarians. Although Ford may be popular now, it is only a matter of time